The Wedding

Today was the worst day of my Fatty life. Right when Turntard was about to extange vows, I had to confess something to Jaclyn Turntard. But then all of a sudden Face Full Of Lard, along with Pablo, Antwan and Adam, came and Exploded Jaclyn with their Gaydar, and extreemly big fat fold. Then im like ADam what are you doing here. He was Like i don't know, then he imploded. My old boy friends ask are you mad? Then I used my super A.D.D powers again, I said why would I be mad, then i started beating. Then Since I was so upset about somthing i don't remember, I decided to do the one thing that could cheer me up, Shoe shopping. When I got to the mall, I saw T-Bone THe super duper A.D.D, Aka A.D.D LAd, he was with his girlfriend Snowman He was like Snowman is so hot im like what ever you say crazy lady. to be continued.