Last Time in Eric's anus,
I have a confession,
Super A.D.D lad:what is it baby,then what is it baby, you know you could never do me wrong.
Snowman, my true name is not Snowman, and I'm pregnant
Super A.D.D lad: Then What is it, And are you sure I'm the Father, cause you know i don't do child support
Snowman: My name is Truly Prime exasperating, nauseating indecent slut (in acronym form) PENIS ( Dramatic music plays)
Super A.D.D lad: Your Sick get the hell away from me. (sad music plays, Fade into real blog version.)
" Are you on crack"
"no, On LSD" back to the story
So tonight I'm going to have a double date, PENIS and I, Snowman and Owl/ A.D.D boy/ T-Bone.
We started out the evening with a dinner, A.D.D boy and i started drum beating, until we were kicked out, When i started to think what the hell is going on, i realized that i was Dead.
The End
Just kidding
Well we came out of the restaurant, when we heard an Earthquake, i realized that it was A.K the Fatty mobile, I said, I thought i killed you, no, she said when you blew my brains out my fat was so grate that it created a new and improved brain and body( i though new and improved, i got it did you style your hair differently, or did you)
"You know your talking out loud" and my hair is not different, if you want to know I lost .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a pound.
"well how do you feel?
"I feel...
Then i thought why am i here, and why am i talking to this piece of diarrhea whore?
So i walk away, then i found my self with pablo im like hey Pablo wat up, hes like Darme que el sexo ahora bitch o te cortaré im not really sure what that meant but i heard the word sex and bitch, lets do it. But then I'm like no ill do that later.
Then later i found my self in some place i not really sure what it was but it looked like the seen of this movie i saw on T.V last night about some robot sent to the past to do some thing, i forget, until i saw the wall go down, i saw some guy who look Hot,
He said I have come to the past for one purpose and one purpose only, that purpose is to Rape, I'm said o yeah the movie was called Rapeifier.
He said i am the Rapeifier is your name @#$%&@#!, I'm like yeah it is
i said
Your hot i am the Analfier my purpose is for anal, the Rapeifier said are you coming on to me
i said only if you want me too, (ha ha get it cumming, not coming)
When all of a sudden, i went back to my own time it look like my own time but something was wrong, later i figured out that i had created a alternate universe, one were i was Strait.
When i went down stairs, i saw A.K, ( which you could see any day she takes up all the world)
I said ok I want you to lose weight, she said in a mans voise Clear, im like really, she said clear, cool.
There was a flash and then i saw that it was just a dream i will never forget the lesson i learned today,
hey look a lady bug.
P.s Please don't tell to many people about this if you do i will send the rapeifier and take a diarrhea dump in your ear. :) and you might look like this kid at the top of this post
" Are you on crack"
"no, On LSD" back to the story
So tonight I'm going to have a double date, PENIS and I, Snowman and Owl/ A.D.D boy/ T-Bone.
We started out the evening with a dinner, A.D.D boy and i started drum beating, until we were kicked out, When i started to think what the hell is going on, i realized that i was Dead.
The End
Just kidding
Well we came out of the restaurant, when we heard an Earthquake, i realized that it was A.K the Fatty mobile, I said, I thought i killed you, no, she said when you blew my brains out my fat was so grate that it created a new and improved brain and body( i though new and improved, i got it did you style your hair differently, or did you)
"You know your talking out loud" and my hair is not different, if you want to know I lost .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a pound.
"well how do you feel?
"I feel...
Then i thought why am i here, and why am i talking to this piece of diarrhea whore?
So i walk away, then i found my self with pablo im like hey Pablo wat up, hes like Darme que el sexo ahora bitch o te cortaré im not really sure what that meant but i heard the word sex and bitch, lets do it. But then I'm like no ill do that later.
Then later i found my self in some place i not really sure what it was but it looked like the seen of this movie i saw on T.V last night about some robot sent to the past to do some thing, i forget, until i saw the wall go down, i saw some guy who look Hot,
He said I have come to the past for one purpose and one purpose only, that purpose is to Rape, I'm said o yeah the movie was called Rapeifier.
He said i am the Rapeifier is your name @#$%&@#!, I'm like yeah it is
i said
Your hot i am the Analfier my purpose is for anal, the Rapeifier said are you coming on to me
i said only if you want me too, (ha ha get it cumming, not coming)
When all of a sudden, i went back to my own time it look like my own time but something was wrong, later i figured out that i had created a alternate universe, one were i was Strait.
When i went down stairs, i saw A.K, ( which you could see any day she takes up all the world)
I said ok I want you to lose weight, she said in a mans voise Clear, im like really, she said clear, cool.
There was a flash and then i saw that it was just a dream i will never forget the lesson i learned today,
hey look a lady bug.
P.s Please don't tell to many people about this if you do i will send the rapeifier and take a diarrhea dump in your ear. :) and you might look like this kid at the top of this post
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