The confession

Last Time in Eric's anus,

I have a confession,

Super A.D.D lad:what is it baby,then what is it baby, you know you could never do me wrong.

Snowman, my true name is not Snowman, and I'm pregnant

Super A.D.D lad: Then What is it, And are you sure I'm the Father, cause you know i don't do child support

Snowman: My name is Truly Prime exasperating, nauseating indecent slut (in acronym form) PENIS ( Dramatic music plays)

Super A.D.D lad: Your Sick get the hell away from me. (sad music plays, Fade into real blog version.)

" Are you on crack"

"no, On LSD" back to the story


So tonight I'm going to have a double date, PENIS and I, Snowman and Owl/ A.D.D boy/ T-Bone.
We started out the evening with a dinner, A.D.D boy and i started drum beating, until we were kicked out, When i started to think what the hell is going on, i realized that i was Dead.

The End


























Just kidding


Well we came out of the restaurant, when we heard an Earthquake, i realized that it was A.K the Fatty mobile, I said, I thought i killed you, no, she said when you blew my brains out my fat was so grate that it created a new and improved brain and body( i though new and improved, i got it did you style your hair differently, or did you)

"You know your talking out loud" and my hair is not different, if you want to know I lost .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a pound.

"well how do you feel?
"I feel...

Then i thought why am i here, and why am i talking to this piece of diarrhea whore?

So i walk away, then i found my self with pablo im like hey Pablo wat up, hes like Darme que el sexo ahora bitch o te cortaré im not really sure what that meant but i heard the word sex and bitch, lets do it. But then I'm like no ill do that later.
Then later i found my self in some place i not really sure what it was but it looked like the seen of this movie i saw on T.V last night about some robot sent to the past to do some thing, i forget, until i saw the wall go down, i saw some guy who look Hot,
He said I have come to the past for one purpose and one purpose only, that purpose is to Rape, I'm said o yeah the movie was called Rapeifier.
He said i am the Rapeifier is your name @#$%&@#!, I'm like yeah it is
i said
Your hot i am the Analfier my purpose is for anal, the Rapeifier said are you coming on to me
i said only if you want me too, (ha ha get it cumming, not coming)
When all of a sudden, i went back to my own time it look like my own time but something was wrong, later i figured out that i had created a alternate universe, one were i was Strait.
When i went down stairs, i saw A.K, ( which you could see any day she takes up all the world)
I said ok I want you to lose weight, she said in a mans voise Clear, im like really, she said clear, cool.

There was a flash and then i saw that it was just a dream i will never forget the lesson i learned today,

hey look a lady bug.


P.s Please don't tell to many people about this if you do i will send the rapeifier and take a diarrhea dump in your ear. :) and you might look like this kid at the top of this post

The Wedding

Today was the worst day of my Fatty life. Right when Turntard was about to extange vows, I had to confess something to Jaclyn Turntard. But then all of a sudden Face Full Of Lard, along with Pablo, Antwan and Adam, came and Exploded Jaclyn with their Gaydar, and extreemly big fat fold. Then im like ADam what are you doing here. He was Like i don't know, then he imploded. My old boy friends ask are you mad? Then I used my super A.D.D powers again, I said why would I be mad, then i started beating. Then Since I was so upset about somthing i don't remember, I decided to do the one thing that could cheer me up, Shoe shopping. When I got to the mall, I saw T-Bone THe super duper A.D.D, Aka A.D.D LAd, he was with his girlfriend Snowman He was like Snowman is so hot im like what ever you say crazy lady. to be continued.

Care Clair's Passion For Fassion

Today I am going to Care Clair's Passion For fashion show. He is like the hottest brand out there, he is the one who I got my bra with the nipple holes. I might get to meet his hottest model out there. The model's name is Trent i ones slept in a tent with him. But beware of Trent's good looks, he sings the most annoying song ever. It goes like this. "My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent,My name is Trent. "My name just happens to be Trent.But anyway going back to subject Clair's newest line of fashion happens to be one of his, i man her best pieces of work. It is anal piercings. I'm getting my tomorrow. That was until I met a fatty almost as fat as me. Im not even going to make up a fake name for her. Her name is Jaclyn Turntard. Tomorrow we get married.

i learned absolutly nothing beside that Jaclyn Turntard is a hottie.

Last nighttttt

last night my date with Pablo was totallyy stressful. We went to the hottest gay club in town and adam was there I saw Face Full Of Lard But After the Atlantis affair i did not even think about going in a 1,000,000,000 mile radius of the huge Tub of Buffalo ANUS. But I had to Ask Face Full of Lard How she Survived, "The Fatty Mobile throw up" she said. But As soon as i saw that third mouth move i walked away. At the club I met this hottie named LAM SACK I fell in love with that horrible, awful, disgusting, Dance of his, I had TO fornicate with him. but once i saw him talk My face almost melted into the atmosphere, i took him back to my house when i took of his pants i realized that it was AK the Fatty Mobile, no it was ODW, aka 2 tons of fun, i was like hell no get me some one else that was when i saw Touch Men His name sounded just right so we went in bed, it was AK THe fatty Mobile, I was so tired and this joke is getting so old that i shot her brains out with a Rocket launcher.


I learned 4 things today
1. Always check who you get into bed with before you do anything
2. I love men who dance
3."LOOK A BUTTERFLY"
4. I have severe A.D.D

After my fun adventure with AK, the fatty mobile, and decided I didn't like fat chicks, i decided to go out with the Fatty mobile's sister, the second face on her stomach, i nicknamed her the face full of lard. When i first saw face full of lard, i knew that he/she/ it was the one thing in life that i wanted to ingest, then digest me in her four stomachs. As soon as we got out the door(Face Full of lard destroyed the building) Ak The Fatty Mobile Ate Face Full Of lard, and the whole city of atlantis. I was pretty mad at The fatty Mobile , so i got my potato to put in the fatty mobile's exast pipe, five seconds later there was an implosion. All the food the fatty mobile ate was sent to starving children in africa, But i used my super ADD powers and saw pablo my old boy friend, pablo, the mexican, tonight we are going out to africa for dinner. The fatty Mobile ate some fine food.



I learned a couple of lessons today, 1)Atlantis was not lost, Fattys destroyed it.
2) Mexicans are hot, ( i love it when they work so hard they sweat.
3) The fatty mobile can suck my anus

My Second Boy Friend

Today, I meet my hot new sexy Mexican boy friend. Pablo He asked to bring his Girlfriend, Bus, she was such a fatty, But Every one just calls her A.K The fatty mobile. When Went out to dinner I saw A.K's Chode. But before we went out to dinner I had to get dressed, it takes about 13.5 hours, so i got up at 2.00 Am. I decided to go with the thong and lasy Bra, the one with nipple holes. But when i first saw The Bus, SHe ifatuated me. I went back home with the bus, but when i crashed after my LSD trip i dumped her in the river, Cause she was a fatty.

The lesson i learned from this is that LSD is a strong, good drug, and I love Chubby ladies





Not

This is my first blog. Today I flirted with my crush antwan. i am a bisexual. i enjoy anal sex. it is nice. I love adam. he is sexy. his jewfro is hot. i like when adam wears stilettos and dem apple bottom jeans. it makes his ass pop out. his ass is so sexy i just want to smack it silly. it makes me horny.